Lisa Murkowski matched with "Jeff," a K Street Lobbyist
When I moved from Alaska to Washington, I wasn't sure if I'd be able to find someone who was right for me. But, when I saw Jeff's profile on Pharmony, I couldn't believe I found a lobbyist with so much money and so many big coal and utility industry clients. I thought, “He's just what I'm looking for!"
I knew this was the real. He told me he'd been trying to undermine the Clean Air Act since his Bush team days. I was happy to help him by stymieing clean energy policy and introducing polluter-friendly legislation. We’d stay up half the night together sometimes, you know, just plotting.
Thanks to PolluterHarmony, I've finally found my perfect match. Now that the Supreme Court has opened the floodgates for corporate funded elections, our future together is wide open.